Pretty simple, listen to the song to get the rhythm. I couldn't find official lyrics online so I wrote these out, I think they are pretty close. Use bar chords in the verses and regular chords in the chorus. Awesome band, great song. Intro G A D G G Stay hydrated from a double shot A Get my nourishment from a punch in the gut D Never really felt I had the best of luck G I got a big big mouth that just a won't shut up G Hop in the car turn the radio on A Out from the speakers a familiar song D Head down the road start to hum along G Made it all the way home and left the TV on C D G G7 But I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane C D G G7 And its gonna make my mama proud E Am A7 I'm gonna get my dad to notice me D Even if I have to fly it into the ground G I know my days are numbered but I'm bad at math A I got a dick so hard that a cat couldn't scratch D Made some bad decisions, I shouldn't go back G I can't see her its just not like that G You see I had this lovely baby but I roughed her up A There's a little ounce of pain behind every grunt D All the noise that I make, I shouldn't complain G Regrets, tourettes, I guess its the same C D G G7 But I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane C D G G7 I'm gonna make my children proud E Am A7 I'm gonna make them all respect me D Like when I first showed up in town (Guitar Solo) (Piano Solo) G Plenty of money coming in cause I get child support A To a family who don't want me but don't leave me alone D It's a terrible way to live but it ain't my choice G I signed away all my earnings on a little invoice G I'd like to be the hero on the evening news A Smiling in the face of danger like theres nothing to loose D Taking out terrorists that self detonate G Telling kids to stay in school and always get good grades C D G G7 And I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane C D G G7 And I'm gonna make my country proud E Am A7 I'm send this off to Nashville D And sell my soul to a whole new crowd